King of the hill

Founder Posts : 671 Join date : 2010-06-28 Age : 32

A classic game played on many forums.
The goal is to take over the hill from the player above by thinking of a good story (long or short, depends on the mood of the player), and saying MY HILL at the end.

Let's start Smile

MY HILL!

Founder Posts : 473 Join date : 2010-06-27 Age : 29

well its not your hill because i was one day on a boat and i found this hill on it then i went for a drink and you took it so its my hill

Founder Posts : 671 Join date : 2010-06-28 Age : 32

How rude! I got a tiger and he chased you away.

My Hill Smile

Posts : 51 Join date : 2010-06-27

i got a cat that raped your tiger so its

my hill!!

Founder Posts : 671 Join date : 2010-06-28 Age : 32

I got a dog that ate your cat. After wich it bite your left arm off so yeh...1 down 1 to go :p

MY HILL!

Founder Posts : 473 Join date : 2010-06-27 Age : 29

yh that dog was mine dog so My hill!

Posts : 153 Join date : 2010-06-28

Hey ummm, if its ok, i kinda made the questions we should use for the introssss, check out my intros. idk if its good or bad. but pls check'em. Very Happy

Edit:hmm yh sure but now some1 need to carry on whos hill it is

i will do it yh well that dog i payed it to bite ya so my hill!

Subject: Re: King of the hill Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:56 pm

(Um we don't have to follow up with your story right?)

My monkey friend slapped you in your face and then climbed up the hill so

MY HILL.

Founder Posts : 473 Join date : 2010-06-27 Age : 29

yh when that monkey slapped his face i threw a banana and it ran so my hill

Subject: Re: King of the hill Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:11 pm

Yh well I picked up the banana peal and threw it at you and you slipped and rolled down the hill lol SO

MY HILL!

Founder Posts : 671 Join date : 2010-06-28 Age : 32

I slapped you silly and you went home crying to your mum!

My hill Very Happy

Subject: Re: King of the hill Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:59 pm

Lol and then my dad came out and shot you!

MY HILL

Founder Posts : 671 Join date : 2010-06-28 Age : 32

A vampire found me and bit me before I died. I came back and sucked your dad dry infront of your eyes...Slapped you silly again and u ran off crying to ur mum

My Hill

Subject: Re: King of the hill Tue Jun 29, 2010 10:10 pm

While I was running away,I met a werewolf in the road and made a deal with him;He then went and beat the shit out of you and bit off your head...........

MY HILL

Founder Posts : 671 Join date : 2010-06-28 Age : 32

That's what he told you. But I promised him 30% of the hill if he makes you think you got it, goes back and makes you his bitch.

My hill!

Founder Posts : 473 Join date : 2010-06-27 Age : 29

yh but then i came along and got garlic bread on the hill and had a sniper so no1 could get on the hill so guess wat My hill and stay away from it bitches

Founder Posts : 671 Join date : 2010-06-28 Age : 32

Well I would like to but...howbout NO!! I made an army of zombies and as much as u tried to shoot em all down....EPIC FAIL! Razz

You don't even want to know what happened to you.

MY HILL!!

Founder Posts : 473 Join date : 2010-06-27 Age : 29

yhabout your army of zombies hmm there not zombies its my men under and we took the hill and i defended has hard has we can and i paid them more then any1 else

Founder Posts : 671 Join date : 2010-06-28 Age : 32

Not really sure what u said so...Nuked your men, kicked you in the face

My HILL

Subject: Re: King of the hill Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:42 am

Then I came along...............and you all just ran away...........

MY HILL

Founder Posts : 671 Join date : 2010-06-28 Age : 32

We were running cuase we thought it was some ugly zombie thingy! But then I noticed it's only you and came back to retake it :p

(only joking btw, dnt think your ugly bro <3)

MY HILLeh

Subject: Re: King of the hill Wed Jun 30, 2010 2:30 am

Yeah but when you came back you couldn't find me and took the hill but then I jumped out and Stabbed you in the back so

MY HILL

Founder Posts : 671 Join date : 2010-06-28 Age : 32

After a week of recovering I came back even stronger...Started A brotherhood of Assassins and we assasinated you thus taking over the hill and making a fortress around it that can stand siege for years!

Our Hill...or, fortress. Razz

Founder Posts : 473 Join date : 2010-06-27 Age : 29

yh when you did that assassins thing you didnt notice i was one so i killed you all so my hill

Founder Posts : 671 Join date : 2010-06-28 Age : 32

(As if!) But I will flow with your story. As you were killing my brethren 4 of them acompanied me and we left the fortress so that we don't face your "might". Then we trained for a year and got stronger while you've gotten fat sitting there on your HIll...We then came back and gave you one chance to join us (50 : 50) but youy declined.
After an epic battle you and I were the only ones left alive. I dealt the final blow, and with your last breathe you said: " Tell mysto I love his porn site"

MY HILL